Tex-Mex Intercourse 8:
Jan 17-21, 2008

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As per the Homeland Security Home Page, theses are ID requirements for returning to the U.S. at land crossings:

Traveling to Canada, Mexico and Bermuda by Land/Sea

Beginning January 31, 2008, the Department plans to move towards WHTI implementation at land and sea ports of entry by ending the routine practice of accepting oral declarations of citizenship alone.

Citizens of the United States, Canada, and Bermuda will need to present the following to enter or depart the United States by land or sea:

U.S., Canadian, and Bermudian Citizens

• Ages 19 and older: a government-issued photo ID, such as a driver’s license, along with proof of citizenship, such as a birth certificate or naturalization certificate
• Children ages 18 and younger: proof of citizenship, such as a birth certificate.
• Passports and trusted traveler program cards - NEXUS, SENTRI and FAST - will continue to be accepted for cross-border travel.

So, at this time all you will need is a Driver's License to get back into El Paso from Juarez.

Here's what you get at Tex-Mex

      Free-flowing quality BEER all weekend long, plus the obligatory cheap domestic piss for those who can’t imagine hashing without it.

      ALL MEALS from Friday dinner through Monday brunch.  Good, hearty, tasty meals with salads, sides, etc. 

      REASONABLY PRICED HOTEL ROOMS.    The Mesa Inn is a cool, retro 60s Vegas lounge-style joint with lots of neon and clean, comfortable rooms in a nice part of town, and it has a Texas-size Jacuzzi.  Ask any returnee … this place is the PERFECT hash hotel … Call (915) 532-791 to reserve your hash  room.

      The trails!  THREE MAIN EVENTS  plus numerous other hash opportunities to suit your schedule, no matter when you fly or drive in.

      Cool GIMMES, to include a high quality full-color t-shirt, a commemorative drinking vessel, and other neat things TBA. 

      AIRPORT PICKUP and drop-off, plus all event transportation.   To coordinate airport pickup, call Groping Bar-Knee at (915) 383-9696.

      FUN! in Mexico.  FUN! in bars.  FUN! in Mexican bars.  Hopefully no fun behind bars!

Howdy!

This here’s your invitation to the ALL-NEW Tex-Mex Intercourse Hash Fiesta, in El Paso, Texas / Sunland Park, New Mexico and Ciudad Juarez, Mexico, the absolute best value in hashing anywhere.  A long weekend with meals, beer and gimmes all included for under a hundred bucks, headquartered at the luxurious Mesa Inn for less than $30 a night.

Tex-Mex VIII – That’s gettin’ to be a lot of Roman numerals … anyway, this is a (relative to most other places) warm weather Hashing event in the middle of winter in the generally Sunny Southwest.  No guarantees on what Mother Nature will do, but we’ve only had one night of really crappy weather in the first seven years. 

We hold it on the Martin Luther King birthday weekend, which falls on Jan 19-21, 2008.  Actually, the ALL-NEW event breaks down like this:

Thursday, Jan 17, 2008 –

7pm - Pre-Lube.  Just a basic get acquainted hash.  Mostly locals and super motivated early arrivals.  A trail.  A keg.  A hot tub. Some munchies.  The rest is up to you.

Friday, Jan. 18, 2008 –  

1pm - ALL-NEW Official Kick-off luncheon at an ALL-NEW venue: The L & J Café, down by the historic gunslinger graveyard.  El Paso has a hundred Mexican food places better than then the best place in most towns.  The 75-year old L & J is on every local’s short list as THE best of the best. 

6pm – Dinner.  Yeah, lots of grub is included in your rego fee.

7:30pm – Opening Ceremonies.

8pm – ALL-NEW pub crawl and theme party.  Yeah, we did the same basic pub crawl six years in a row with one or two revisions each year because it was all so convenient to the hash hotel.  But no more.  We have an ALL-NEW pub crawl with ALL-NEW bars.  And the theme party.  We don’t have a theme yet – we’ll let you know while you still have plenty of time to raid your local Goodwill store – but it’s a silly dress-up kind of thing.  Previous versions have included “She’s the Boss” (sexy S/M thing), “Texas Whorehouse”, “Pimps N Ho’s”  Use your imagination.  Theme for this hash is horns and halos (devils and angels) or anything having to do with the number 8.

Saturday, Jan. 19 –

AM – Brunch

1pm – ALL-NEW Mexico trail.   That would be America’s third world neighbor to the south.  They have lots of bars and whorehouses and people trying to sell you stuff.  There’s always something interesting going on down yonder.  WARNING: Don’t cross the border if you’re carrying illegal drugs or have warrants for your arrest.  You will definitely be detained upon reentering the USA.  It’s happened before (Of course everyone else was happy to see THAT guy picked up.  Don’t be THAT guy).  And DON’T mouth off to the Mexican cops.  The accommodations in Mexican jails are way less luxurious than the Hash hotel, and you’ll end up with an unwanted boyfriend named Manuel.  Just keep your mouth shut, drink up and enjoy the scenery.

PM – Dinner.

Themed Dance after dinner is--ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW--

Sunday, Jan. 20 –  

AM – Brunch

We usually play Butt Scrabble somewhere in between brunch and the trail.  You know … paint a bunch of ass checks with letters, line ‘em up, take pictures, etc.

Noon – The legendary, murderous, unmerciful A-hole trail.  Laid by A-holes, for A-holes, etc.  It’s cruel, hilly, deceptive, always at least ten miles long.  Might go fifteen, you never know, but what is guaranteed is that you’ll see El Paso as you’ve never seen it before, and it will definitely be ALL-NEW.  There will be a shorter version for those not masochistically inclined.  AND (this is definitely ALL-NEW), it will be the best laid trail A-hole trail you’ve ever run in your life.  We’re going to shift from a “we’re scared of getting caught / just lay a mark once every quarter mile or so” paradigm to a “let’s plan this really well” kind of thing.  The hares will submit to ritual sodomy if they fail to deliver.

PM – Food.
 

Monday, Jan. 21 –  

AM – Leftovers, and the Hasta La Vista hash.


Did we mention free-flowing quality beers AND cheap domestic piss all weekend long?

And the world’s most understanding Hash Hotel management?  (They love us.  Really.  This is our seventh year at the Mesa Inn.  They wouldn’t keep having us back if they didn’t really like us.  True story: The manager has called police to evict non-hashers who kept complaining about us.  They have a Texas size Jacuzzi that seems to spur a lot of clothing optional recreation. 

We do airport pickups for a nominal fee ($10 per round trip, about 1/4 of the prevailing cab fare).

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