TEX-MEX INTERCOURSE 9

January 16-19, 2009

 

 

Yes hashers, near and far, it’s that time again.  TEX-MEX INTERCOURSE 9 is coming and you’re invited.  It will again be held at the Mesa Inn Hotel (you know, the one with the 20 person hot tub that holds 50).  

 

 

  

 

Hash Hotel Info

Mesa Inn
4151 N. Mesa St.
El Paso, TX 79902
(915) 532-7911

(dial 0 to get front desk)

 

Preliminary schedule of events:

Thurs: Pre-lewd w/on after.

Fri: Registration 3-6pm, 7pm dinner, pub-crawl.
Theme will be Super heroes/villains and/or Crime and Punishment.

Sat: Brunch 8-10am, 1pm Juarez Hash, Dinner 7pm,
9pm-? dancing.

Sun: Brunch 8-10am, 1pm A-hole trail, 2pmshort
trail, 7pm dinner.

Mon: 10am hangover hash

All events start at the Mesa Inn Hotel

 

Yes there will be a trail into good ‘ole Juarez (as of this time).  Dodging bullets from drug commandos can’t be any worse than an attack from Killer Bees!!! 

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Here is the DHS website for required documents for US citizens and legal aliens returning to the US from Mexico:

 

Land/Sea Travel

Beginning January 31, 2008, the United States will end the practice of accepting oral declarations of citizenship at the border.

  • U.S. citizens ages 19 and older must present documentation that proves both identity and citizenship. Identification documents must include a photo, name and date of birth. View the complete list of acceptable documents at CBP.gov for land travel and sea travel.
  • Children ages 18 and under will only be required to present proof of citizenship, such as a birth certificate.
  • U.S. citizens can also apply for a U.S. Passport Card, which facilitates entry and expedites document processing at U.S. land and sea ports-of-entry when arriving from Canada, Mexico, the Caribbean and Bermuda. The card may not be used to travel by air. Otherwise, it carries the rights and privileges of the U.S. passport book and is adjudicated to the exact same standards.

 

Here is the Rego link:  Tex-Mex 2009 Rego.doc

 (if the link won’t work, copy and paste it to a blank word document to print for now)

 

2009 9th Annual Tex-Mex Intercourse Hash Fiesta!

 

Hash Name ______________________Printed Legal  Name _______________________

Home Hash ______________________  Email address ___________________________

 

Shirt size            ____ XXXL     ____XXL    ____XL        ____L        ____ M        ____S

(XXL and XXXL are $4 and $8 extra, respectively)

 

Mobile phone or pager _____________________________________________________

(Please list this if you have one.  They’re important for airport pickups and if lost on trail)

 

Street address ____________________________________  City ___________________ 

State __________  Zip ___________  

Color Code

_____  Green - Single and free to hook up, or married to a sharing, understanding spouse. 

_____  Yellow - No promises, but you never know.  We'll see how drunk I get ...

_____  Red - I'm a crabby hermit/my jealous spouse owns guns.  Let me drink in peace!

 

$hameless Commerce $ection

   ______  $69.69 if postmarked by 10/31/08

______  $89.69 if postmarked by 11/31/08                       ______  $99.69 thereafter

  T-shirts and stuff like that are only guaranteed to those who register by 12/31/08

 

                                                                            Special Deal (if you prefer)

______  This is a non-refundable $35 deposit to hold my registration at the price in        

              effect on the day this is postmarked.   I can pay the rest on arrival, or any time   

              between now and the Tex-Mex Intercourse Hash Fiesta

 

Do you plan to run the legendary 10-20 mile A-hole Trail Sunday afternoon?

You bet! ______          I'll see how I feel _________            No way!  ________

 

Important Legal Stuff

I am at least 21 years of age and understand that running on public roads and drinking alcohol are inherently dangerous activities, especially if done at the same time.  I hereby waive any and all potential claims against the event’s organizers.   I agree to hold harmless all members of the El Paso Hash House Harriers and all participants in the 2008 Tex-Mex Intercourse for any negative consequences I experience as a result of my participation, and I agree that my issue, heirs, executors and assigns shall also be bound by this agreement.  I recognize that the use of alcohol may impair the judgment of others associated with this event, and agree to take responsibility for my own safety. 

"I will be responsible for my own safety. If I get hurt, it’s my own damn fault and I’m not going to sue anyone.”

 

Signature ______________________________________    Date ___________________

               (Legal name - ALL OTHERS WILL BE RETURNED!)

To register, please print the form above, fill it out, and send your check to:

John Rocha

4016 Esperanza Cir

El Paso, TX  79922   Email address: iscelpaso1@aol.com    c-(915) 252-5646

 

 

If you have any questions or comments, contact:  mailto:hose_handler@beer.com

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WHO’S CUMMING

 

$100.00 Fuck……….…..CK H3

2 Fuck Canuck..................Big Hump St. Louis

8" Crack……………….…Houston H3

All Shaft No Head…........Heart of Texas H3

Ass Gagger.....................Austin H3

Ass Spelunker.................DC Road Whores H3

Asshole In El Paso..........Jhavelina H3

Baby G.............................Albuquerque H3

Balls In Hand....................EPH3

Bi 'da Numbers……….....EPH3

Bicycle Bleeder................CK H3

Bildo Baggins...................Ft. Worth H3

Boobalicious....................BJH3

Brownie............................CK H3

Butt Darts.........................BJH3

Butt or Finger....................EPH33

Butter Bling.......................Edinburg

C-4...................................CK H3

Candyass………………..Bisbee

Candyman…………..…..Bisbee

Captain Save a Ho……...San Antonio H3

Charlotte the Harlot.........Jhavelina h3

Cheap Lay........................EPH3

Cock Eye.........................BJH3

Cockiss……………...…..Silicone Valley H3

Co-Tex…………..……….Houston H3

CPA..................................Albuquerque h3

Daddy's Big Load............DFW H3

Dock Cock........................Albq h3

Doctor Anus………….......Albuquerque h3

Donie the Retard..............CK H33

Double Dribble……….….Dallas H3

Douche of Hazzard…....fhac-u

Dr. Wang………………...EPH3

Easy Rider......................Houston h3

Elmer Pud Phucker.........EPH3

ESPN................................CK H33

Fatal If Swallowed………Colorado Kimchi

Finger Picking Good……Little Rock H3

Footloose & Panty Free.....Iguanah3

Fuck It, I'll Do It................Corpus Christy

Fuck U Knave……….......Knuckledraggers H3

Full Ride Goat Maste ......Kiss My H3

Gag Order........................SLO H3

Gayday…………………...Carolina Trash

Glamour Gams................SF H3

Granny Panties……….…Jhavalina H3

Guamarea Balls

Gummee……………..….Jhavalina H3

H.M. Ho............................Texhoma H3

Head Eunuch...................Ft. Collins H3

High Beams.....................Austin H3

Horny Again.....................Sin City H4

Hose Handler………...…EPH3

I Got Nothing…………….Denver H3

International Virgin...........Chicago H3

Is It In Yet?.....................Jhavelina h3

IVA...................................Other Orlando H3

Just Charlie.....................EPH3

Just Karl……………..….Colorado Kimchi H3

Just Laid.........................Other Orlando H3

Just Pablo……   ….........Phx H3

Just Scott........................BJH3

Kitty Fucker.....................Albuquerque H3

Klingon Uranus...............SAH3

Late Night Drive Thru.…DC Road Whores

Light Up My Penis...........Denver H3

Little Ring Riding Hood...DFW H3

Lost Her Pussy................Horses Ass H3

M.I.L.E. .............................CK H3

Meat Gazer……...............Pikes Peak H3

Moose Knuckle.................BJH3

Motormouth………….….DC Traveling Road Whore

Motormouth-A………..…Chicago TH3

My Teacher Made Me Cum..........BJH3

No Girth...........................Pikes Peak H3

Not So Silent Bob…...…CKH3

Nuthin' But Net................CKH3

Old Faithful………….….Houston H3

Petite Boute....................OCH3

Pick a Hole......................BJH3

Piggas Dickus.................Ventura County H3

Pony Pumper……..……EPH3

Porta John......................EPH3

Psych Manashovitz…....Denver H3

Pussy Rican………...….EPH3

Rainblow Not So Bright….Knuckle Draggers H3

Ram Pam Thank You Ma'am…..FHACU H3

Ranger Smurf.................BAL H3

Rasin Smuggler…….....Colorado Kimchi

Rat's Ass……………....Denver H3

Riding Zamboner.............Jhavelina H3

Roll-on.............................DCH3

Scrum Muffin................Gypsies h3

Sperm Crawler.............Ft. Collins H3

Stick Me Anywhere…..Jhavalina He

Stormpooper………....Houston H3

Strap On Elvis…  ...........Austin H3

Stump Fluffer...............SA H3

Tampon Drizzle…...….Minneapolis H3

Tanned Peashes…..…Ft. Worth H3

Te-killya Tits……….....San Antonio H3

Thanks for the Mammories....Jhavelina h3

Tits On the Ritz.............CK H3

Tonka Butt.....................Pikes Peak H3

Totts...............................Jacksonville Beach

Tub Slut.........................New York H3

Up the Ass.....................Horses Ass H3

UPS……………….……EPH3

Wake Me When It's Over….EPH3

Wet & Dry......................Houston H3

Wet Spot.......................Ft. Worth H3

Wet/dry Vac…………...CK H3

Wheeler Squeeler.........CK H3

Wrong Hole......................Phoenix H3

Yellow Rose of Tex......Dallas H3