The El Paso Hash House
Harriers:
The "Drinking Club with a R*nning Problem"
Mismanagement Offishuls
Grand Master Emeritus -- Underlubber
Grand Master -- Peter's Out
Religious Advisor -- Porta-John
Hash Master -- Porta John
Beermeister -- Pony Pumper & Groping Bar Knee
Head Giver -- Bi-da-Numbers
On-Sec -- Doctor Wang
Haberdasher -- Bi-da-Numbers
Hash Cash -- Pony Pumper & Groping Bar Knee
Hash Flash -- Hose Handler
Webmeister -- Limp Limb
Hash Evangelist -- (OPEN)
Songmeister -- Face Down & Spread 'em
Hash Harlot -- (OPEN)
Hotline -- Bi-da-Numbers
Hash Scribe -- Groping Bar Knee
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If you have half a mind to hash,
that's all you need.
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